There you go! So? How is it? I love it! Are you done already? Come on! Hurry up, I parked outside, I have a meeting to attend! Look at what I got! Do you like it? Weren’t you supposed to dye your hair? Please don’t tell me that you can’t see this beautiful colour I had used! Right, that’s so cool… It’s really nice, but we have to go. I’m in a hurry It’s really nice, but we have to go. I’m in a hurry
Her: Wait, wait! Wait a bit. We have to pay for it We? You want us to split the bill? Come on, stop playing dumb. Go and pay, please. How much is it? That would be 1200 RON “That would be…” I so fucking love hearing this Sir? You gave me only 120 Here, have a tip. Mircea… How much do you want me to tip him?? I think you misunderstood. The total cost is 1200 12 grand? Yeah! 12 grand! As people who watch too much T.V. would put it What for??? Mircea, you make me look bad.. Well, for the washing process, the head massage, dying her hair… Are you out of your mind? I could repaint my house with that! Give my car a paintjob! Fix my teeth! What’s with these prices? Just so you know, these are average prices for an artist like I am! You ask for more than a painter would Him *whispering*: You’re a sweetheart
Her: Come on love, let’s just pay and go Is she, at least, gonna’ be like that forever? Obviously not! Ok, fine but could you at least give me a warranty? Warranty? I don’t.. I don’t know mate! Like what if a white hair pops out? Are you going to do it free of charge or ask for more? We don’t provide that kind of service here, I apologise… Him: Nice! Really nice!
Her: Please, calm down… Him: Another extra 1200!
Her: Let’s just… Correct. Enlighten me. How much is for your labour and how much for the stuff you used? Well, the materials are around 300 RON so my labour… 900 RON/hour for your labour. As of now, you’re the best paid man I know. What’s your training, may I ask? I started as an IT-worker but I decided to change my job. The pay is better. I have to program here as well! Like my clients? Joke? Right, but for this field of work. What are your qualifications? Oh, right… a three weeks course Fucking hell! I’ll be a stylist as well then! Please, you know you’ve got no talent when it comes to this! No talent? Fine then! I’ll dye people, talentless, for 800 RON Truth being told… we would need some new people around we were actually looking for some. You don’t even need a course! We’ll train you here! Really? I mean it! We have too many customers and we won’t make it otherwise! *whispering*
What are you doing? Yeah, I won’t make it today. I quit, I don’t want to hear it. I’ll be rich! I’ll call back in 6 months to buy your firm! And familly! And life! Fuck off! Sir, sir, I have to be honest with you we need new people to style the men… Don’t care. I’m open to everything. I understand, but men don’t get their hair dyed. They clip it for the most… And how much that does cost? 18 RON Hello? Yes. I’m sorry for earlier, I tried to call mum. I’ll be there in 5