Dan: Hello again! Phil: Hello, DanandPhilGAMES Zen Monkeys! D: Which you’ll definitely be because unlike the last episode, today we are DEFINITELY going to the spa! P: Yes! We’re chilled. D: No fires. P: No aliens. D: No abductions. Just relaxing. P: I’ve been sniffing scented candles all day in preparation for this spa treatment. D: Phil is high. He has no idea what’s happening. *laughs* P: So let’s go back to Dil and Tabitha. They definitely deserve some time off. D: Now let’s wake them up and get to the Spa! D: Woooh! P: Alright! *snaps and does finger guns like the adorable dork he is* P: *singing in high pitch* Morning has broooooken! Hopefully with less aliens~ (D: laughs) P: Please can this be a more normal day now? D: I mean, I don’t know what you’re expecting or why tbh. (P: Yeah *laughs*) P: Alright, Dil is a smelly oaf. D: Is he still on the fish tacos? P: Yeah, he needs to ditch those tacos and have a shower. D: *Disgusted* Oooww! Those are ripe. *In a gentle tone* And how are you doing? P: Also hungry. D:Just hungry, huh…? *Questioning Tabitha’s mental state* (P: Get in on that taco action, Tabs.) P: *disgusted* Imagine having fish tacos for breakfast! That’s no cereal is it? D: Japanese people have sushi for breakfast. P: They do! D: Miso soup. P: Yeah. D: When we were in the hotel and we were like D: traditional Japanese breakfast! (P: Fish!) D: No thanks! P: *Disgusted humming noise* D: *Singing* Scrub a dub dub, a Dil in the tub! Whooo! D: *High pitched for no reason* He is inspired in the bath. P: Oh. Both: Nice. D: *Now in a deep voice* Nice. P: (Also in deep voice* Nice. D: He’s had his fourth breakthrough and wrote down an idea for a Red Hot Serum! P: Owww! *Impressed and proud of his son* P: We definitely need to go back to the science lab at some point to make some of this stuff. D: Because we made all of this stuff, yeah. P: Need some Basil. D: -_- So basically he just made a hot sauce… P: Alright, finish breakfast and let’s get them to the spa. D: Indeed, I will add consuming a fish taco to that. And how’s Tabitha doing? D: She needs to pee after having her taco. P: UHHHH DIL?! D: Why?! P: Not again! Not again. D: Just… P: Just no! *Both disappointed and questioning how they raised their son* D: For five minutes… P: They aren’t gonna let you in the spa like that. D: *Laughs* *Impersonates Dil with a derpy voice* Heyyyy I’ve come to use the facilities! P: *Laughs* P: *Continues Dan’s impression but not in a derpy voice in case it might offend their son* Can you just, um, massage my panda ears? P: What a focused panda! D: *Laughs* Hmmm, I have a theory! D: Firstly, Dil, P: Change please! D: Change outfit! D: Every day one? Is that it? P: Yeah. Everyday one. D: Dil or Clark Kent? The moment has come! D: 🎵Activate the costume!🎵 P: Batman versus Superman would have been far more interesting P: If there was a panda suit involved. D: A panda suit. I think so, too. P: Definitely. P: SPA! P: I think you just travel there… right? D: Well, it’s in the town, isn’t it. So we’ll just say: Travelllll. P: ~Trav-lea to the spa-rio~ D: *snorts* Sounds like a Harry Potter spell. P: *laughs* D: Go to Hallow Slough. P: Can we go together? D: Yep. P: Yesss. D: Go with ol’ T-Bag. D: Ol’ T-Bag 😉 P: Stop calling her T-Bag! D: *clicks tongue* Sorry. D: Is this new spa music? P: Yeah, it sounds really zen. ~Silent dancing montage~ D: RIGHT. Clickiddy dick! … P:…Clickiddy dick? D&P: *giggles* D: Here we go! P: Ooooh! Wow! D: How exciting! D: OoOOooh! This is fancy! P: It looks so cool! D: And they’re… immediately going in seperate directions. P: Can you “Add to Group”? D:🎵”Follow the Group”! Come to me!🎵 D: Look at us! Using the features! D: Should we go on a quick helicopter tour? P: Yeah. D: Right. P: *makes helicopterish noises* D: *laughs* P: Okay. I’ll stop the noise straight away. D: That’s immediately not necessary. D: So you go in here… P: *gasps* D: And there’s some v aesthetic pond action going on. P: MEGA fancy. P: That looks like some sort of Total Wipeout challenge! D: Yes! P: Just like: “Jump across the cubes!” D: As apposed to just a relaxing pool. It’s “totes Wipeout”. P: Toilets? D: Damn…their plant game is STRONG here. Check this out. P: Fancy showers! D: Look at all the colors! That mirror… is lit. D: Literally 😉 P: Look at that. Actually lit. P: You know, not just, like, LIT lit… it’s lit lit. Like, um, lit lit… lit. D: Don’t ruin my great pun. P: Sorry. P: What are these little stool things? D: I mean… that is clearly a MEDITATION… PLATFORM. P: You could meditate to the ball! D: *Laughs* Just contemplate the ball! P: Oh great ball! D: Give me wisdom!