Oh, oh So I’m home alone right now! I’m BORED My hair is PUBE COLOR [singing] I’m gonna dye my hair! I have a wedding to go to this weekend, and Nothing says like “congratulations on your everlasting love” quite like showing up with FLAMING RED ASSHOLE HAIR Here we go beebeeeee! Oooh [coughing] It smells [phone ringing] IM F&%KING BUSY! GIRL, ARE WE FLYING? CAUSE THIS SH!T IS LIFTED! But in the meantime I wanna look like a beautiful snow owl personified Nothing says “thanks for inviting me” quite like [sizzling noise] chemical burns on your face It feels GOOD It feels cathartic! CAN I GET SOME RESEARCH STUDIES ON HOW ADDICTIVE BLEACH IS [sizzling noise] My face burns [dog barking] MARBLE, SHUT THE F&%K UUUUUP! I would like to try some Just for men! That girl is not only a snow owl That girl has a mustache! JUST FOR MEN AND JENNA! Listen ladies Who says you need to get out there and bleach your unwanted hairs? JUST GO OUT THERE AND DYE IT DARKER! It feels… great OH GOD! LOOK AT THIS! THIS IS SICK! [door opens and closes] OH SH!T WHAT IS THAT?! What’s the problem? IS IT MY MUSTACHE?!