(“You Fell For It!” intro music) Hello, good morning Is this the ____ Salon? In Brooklyn? Could I speak with Mrs _____? One moment Thanks Hello Yes, good morning ma’am. Pujal Pujal Esq. speaking. I represent Mrs. Maria Acosta A person who did a hair treatment in your beauty salon and she has suffered some damages from a chemical that you used and right now her hair is falling out constantly We’d like to…see if you could give us a minute for a short interview and then make an appointment later in our office But I need to see her so I know who she is OK…yes, you have the right to see her, you’re correct What she is alleging to us is that you did a treatment… Who did it to her? Supposedly Mrs. ____ herself, supposedly She gave her a treatment, ehh… of the pubic hair… Of the WHAT? …of the pubic hair, a treatment to fluff up the pubic hair and it’s falling out continuously now, you’ve made her bald I need to know who the client is so I can tell what they did to her Look! I’m going to tell you something Hypothetically, whether you know or not, you need to tell me what chemical… What liquid did you use for that treatment? Because the lady is becoming bald there! Yes, but since I don’t know what client it is I can’t tell you what it was I used Just supposing, hypothetically, tell me what liquid, what chemical is used… I don’t know what treatment she used Look! I can’t tell you what I put on it… I’m telling you! …for that treatment I’m telling you she did a fluff-up of the pubic hair, I don’t know what that is! You don’t know what pubic hair is? No. And you work in a beauty salon? Yes. The pubic hair is the area around The woman’s organ The woman’s feminine organ She is asking… …The woman’s what? No, because we don’t do that here But you know what the woman’s organ is? What’s the organ… Speak more clearly…what is the woman’s organ? “What is the woman’s organ?” Yes! You are a woman and you don’t know what the organ… No, no, obviously… The woman’s organ! but this is incredible! Excuse me… She says she doesn’t know what the woman’s organ is! How can that be? She says that she doesn’t know what the woman’s organ is… You don’t… Look, ma’am It is incredible that you don’t know what the woman’s organ is! Right now she is in the hospital Suffering from baldness! But what is the woman’s organ? But…but ma’am… You seem like a dummy! Well then if I’m a dummy and you’re intelligent then you can explain this to me! What is the woman’s organ? Let’s see if what you say is the same as what I think …(inaudible) that treatment for the hair Look… I’m not talking about hair, but hairs Here we don’t do… But look… We don’t work with “organ” Ma’am I’m talking about “the hairs” not “the hair” The hairs where? The hairs on the woman’s organ! Of…of the poontang? Bless me! Well, obviously! Sorry but you’re completely mistaken, thanks for the information though Look, wait one moment No… Look! Hello This lady… This lady hung up the phone on me And I wasn’t done speaking with her (Yelling) Look sir Wait Wait, wait Look, sir You must be mistaken Because we don’t work with that area Put Mrs ___ on please Why doesn’t she want to talk to me? I am the owner of the business Ah, you are the owner? So why did she refuse to speak to me Maybe she was the one who did the treatment It can’t be true because here we don’t do that, none of that work Put the other person on, I want to have some words with her I’ll pass it to her but we need to make it clear Because we don’t do that work here OK, let’s see I’ve never worked with that, she hasn’t either Put on Mrs ___ please One moment Hello Look, you are in the legal and financial capacity to sustain a judgment of the charges this lady is going to press Yes but it depends She has to come and so I can see her Because we don’t do that kind of work You want her to come there and show you her intimate part? The organ? Here’s what we’ll do, you come here. And we go to where she’s interned And we view the intimate part, you and me You want to check this lady’s poontang? In what hospital is she in? She’s in the St _____ in New Jersey! Ok, let’s go to New Jersey, come on! Let’s go! You want… I have my lawyer too If we’re talking lawyers, I have mine Because let me tell you one thing ma’am If you come out guilty of knocking out this woman’s hairs You’re going to have a problem! IF it’s true! And if not the one they’ll come looking for is you! How can you believe that I would work with a woman’s poontang? Anything goes! Anything is possible to make money! No, darling! Money is not everything in life Let me tell you I appreciate my work more than money! So you say you didn’t knock out her hairs? No no no no no You never touched anything on her? What am I her wet nurse? Ehm… Look ma’am You are on “You Fell For It!” (laughing) You got me! Listen Ma’am, you’ve never worked with the poontang of a woman, no? You fell for it!