Ron Burgundy Meets a Cougar, Alligator & Skunk

Ron Burgundy Meets a Cougar, Alligator & Skunk

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>>James: WELCOME BACK, RON
BURGUNDY IS SILL HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. AND THE OFFICIAL ANIMAL
AMBASSADOR FOR THE WORLD FAMOUS SAN DIEGO ZOO.>>ST A GREAT ZOO W TOP 100 GLAS
IN THE WORLD.>>AND HE HAS BROUGHT ALONG SOME
FRIENDS TO MEET US, PLEASE WELCOME ZOO KEEP ERIC SCHWARTZ. (APPLAUSE).>>James: WOW, HELLO, HOW ARE
YOU, RICK, NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>HELLO, HOW ARE YOU.>>James: TAKE A SEAT. RIGHT HERE, COME, WHO HAVE WE
GOT LEER.>>LOOK AT THAT.>>THIS IS MIKE, IS HE A YOUNG
ALL GITTER, NOT SURE EXACTLY HOW OLD HE IS. YOU CAN BUY THEM ON THE PET
TRADE, ON THE INTERNET.>>HE LOOKS DELICIOUS, I WAS
JUST GOING TO SAY, ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM.>>AND WE HAVE ONE IS HOLDING,
FOR RON.>>MAN NOT, JUST PUT IT ON THE
DESK.>>FLA IS NOT REAL S IT. [BLEEP].>>SAN DIEGO GLOORKS WE HAVE
REAL ANIMALS, YOU KNOW THAT, YOU HAVE BEEN THERE.>>SO THIS IS SPIKE.>>OH JAMES, HE LIKES YOU JR HE
IS HE LITERALLY LOOKING AT ME LIKE HE IS GOING TO EAT ME.>>HE WANTS YOU TO LICK HIS
SNOWT.>>PLEASE DON’T.>>RON IS GREAT ON THE NEWS BUT
NOT MUCH ON READING BODY LANGUAGE OF ALLIGATOR.>>FAIR ENOUGH.>>YOU OKAY.>>James: I JUST FEEL LIKE
HE’S SMILING.>>HE IS THINKING ABOUT HOW
DELICIOUS YOUR RIGHT HAND IS GOING TO BE.>>I AGREE. BECAUSE I WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU
BUT I WILL NOT, I DON’T WANT IT TURN PI BACK ON HIM BECAUSE I
FEEL LIKE IS HE GOING TO GO FOR ME GUARANTEE YOU HE WON’T.>>YOU CAN’T MAKE TA KIND OF
GUARANTEE, YOU ARE FULL OF.>>WE DO I HAD A PETAL GATOR FOR
THREE YEARS, IT JUST GOT TOO BIG AND I HAD TO RELEASE IT IT IN
THE CITY POOL.>>WE HAD TO GET THAT ONE. THAT WAS YOU, OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH,
FAIR ENOUGH.>>YOU KNOW WE HAVE OTHER AN
ANIMALS.>>James: LET THESE ONES GO
NOW.>>HE CAN HANG OUT THERE.>>NO, IT’S GOOD, SEE YOU LATER.>>SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR, IN
AWHILE CROCODILE. WHO ELSE HAVE WE GOT.>>SAN DIEGO IS PRETTY FAMOUS
FOR ITS BLACK AND WHITE ANIMALS.>>WHAT IS THAT. [BLEEP].>>THIS IS EVELYN, SHE’S CUTE,
DON’T YOU THINK?>>WHAT’S WRONG, RON.>>I JIS, JUST GOING TO TAKE A
KNEE DOWN OVER HERE.>>YOU OKAY?>>THE THE ONLY ANIMAL THAT
KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT.>>REALLY, IF YOU WOULDN’T
PESTER THEM IN THEIR DENS THEN YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE OKAY.>>I
STICKS AT ZOOS.>>WE PREFER YOU DON’T. THEY ARE A GREAT ANIMAL WE HAVE
IN NORTH AMERICA, BECAUSE SHE WAS HAND RAISED AND PART OF OUR
COLLECTION FOR A LONG TIME SHE IS NOT GOING TO SPRAY YOU, SO
YOU ARE OKAY. NOW WHEN THEY DO SPRAY, THEY CAN
SHOOT ABOUT 12 FEET.>>I KNOW.>>THEY CAN SHOOT FURTHER THAN
THAT. ONE GOT ME AT 30 FEET.>>YOU YOU WALKED THAT OFF
LATER.>>MEASURED.>>INTERESTING TO HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH SKUNKS, INSIDER TIP, A LITTLIC BAAING SODA, PEROXIDE
AND DISH SOAP, WILL YOU BE GOOD.>>WHAT ABOUT TOMATO SAUCE.>>IT ST GOOD FOR A BASE FOR SPA
SPAGHETTI SAUCE OR LASAGNA.>>ST, TRUE.>>THE TOMATO SAUCE AND JUICE IS
A MYTH THAT WHAT HAPPENS IS IT COVERS UP THE SMELL BUT ST AN
OIL, IT HAS A PROTEIN BASE SO IT WILL NOT WORK.>>DO THEY EATERIESES PIECES.>>IMAGINE IF GIVEN THE
OPPORTUNITY THEY MIGHT BUT IT IS NOT GOOD FOR THEM. THEY STICK TO BUGS, GRUBS.>>James: THAT IS THE SKUNK,
WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT FOR US.>>ONE MORE. THERE YOU GO. WRZ WHAT HAVE WE
GOT NOW.>>I TALKED EARLIER ABOUT HOW
PEOPLE.>>OH [BLEEP].>>COME ON, CHARLIE.>>WHERE DID HE GO? COME ON, CHARLIE.>>YOU WANT TO JOIN THE SHOW.>>I’M NOT GOING THERE, I’M NOT
GOING THERE, NO WAY, THAT’S READY TO POUNCE.>>WELL, ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH
COUGARS.>>I CERTAINLY AM. AND ST EXACTLY THEIR FEEDING
TIME.>>YEAH.>>SO COUGARS ALSO MOUNTAIN
LIONS, PUMAS, MOUNTAIN SCREAMERS.>>YEAH, THIS ONE IS ABOUT 8, 9
MONTHS OLD, THEY WILL IMET LARGER AS AN ADULT AND MALE,
SOMEONE TRIED TO KEEP HIM AS A PET.>>James: WHO WOULD DO THAT,
WHY WOULD YOU.>>PART OF MY JOB IS KIND OF
CONNECTING PEOPLE WITH WILDLIFE BUT MAWKING THEM REALIZE THEY
NEED TO BE WILD.>>HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS READY TO
GO AT ANY POINT, RICK. RICK!>>DAVID AND LISA HERE– .>>James: YOU MADE THAT LOOK
LIKE A CUDDLE. YOU COULDN’T SEE.>>SO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, WHAT I
HAVE TO SAY IS THEY HAVE A UNIQUE RELATIONSHIP. THEY SPENT THEIR LIVES LIKE I
HAVE WORKING WITH ANIMALS. THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I WOULD
WANT IN MAY HOME, EVEN THOUGH HE DID THAT KILLED, DAVID HAD HIS
HANDS IN THE RIGHT PLACE TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THE ANIMAL
AND LISA WAS THERE.>>DAVID, DID YOU WET YOUR PANTS
SLIGHTLY?>>JUST A LITTLE BIT, JUST A
LITTLE BIT.>>BECAUSE I KNOW I WET MINE
JUST KSH– ABOUT HALF A CUP I WET MINE, QUARTER TO HALF CUP.>>James: RICK, THANK YOU SO
MUCH FOR BRINGING THESE ANIMALS. WE WANT TO THANK RICK SCHWARTZ,
RON BURGUNDY THE SECOND SEASON OF THE PODCAST, TODAY ON THE
IHEART RADIO APP, EVERYWHERE YOU LISTEN PODCASTS. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.

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    • 100 thoughts on “Ron Burgundy Meets a Cougar, Alligator & Skunk”

    2. Geez I hate those loud annoying ads… They must do it puposely to force you into getting premium.. So just for that reason I will choose to not buy a YouTube premium subscription…. Fuck lound annoying and ever more frequent ads…. Days of relaxing and watching some YouTube vids before bed are over now.

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    18. 1:00 James hope you see Jurrasik Park)) AHAHAHAH ooo 2:36 sting weapon)) 4:53 Smell BUrgers? Stake 0_0 Corden this CAT see FEAR on you EYE))

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    19. I'm guessing, like myself, this is the first time a lot of people have seen this fellow's show. honestly I've never even seen a clip of it anywhere. I didn't know it was even a show till recently. I mean I see Trevor Noah clips every once in a while. and frankly he sucks dick. (as a host anyway). and this fat fuck's had a show FOR FIVE YEARS. at any rate. having a look now I'm not going to say I dislike him or anything but I'm not sure why he has a show either. welp. maybe I'll see him again next time a major comedian decides to do every late night show in one night and I feel like I have to check them all out ¯_(ツ)_/¯

      this must be something old people without pay TV watch, in which case I apologize for my language

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    24. all of these late night hosts are such pussies when it comes to wild animals.
      i'd be tryna cuddle that cougar

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    27. One thing I hate about animals being brought on any talk show is that the hosts end up playing out the whole overreaction bit and that ends up taking up most of the time that the animal experts are on the show for. I wish the hosts would just let the wildlife people bring animals on and talk about them without the whole oH My gOSh wHAt

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    34. I wonder if there is some sort of premeditation to all the hosts being so scared or uneasy by the animals. They all act exactly the same around them. I wonder if its to make the animal experts seem cooler or braver to help promote them and their shows, or being “scared” is just funnier to the audiences

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    36. lol – you can tell the true Englishmen coming out of cordyn when his "politeness" is done – "alright enough of the skunk what's next?" – the animal guy's expression was like "ok jees calm down"

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    44. Omg I’m literally the dumbest person I thought Ron Burgundy was actually his name and they are just twins

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    48. Yesss! Ron burgundy is still alive and living. Still funny. Still got that man stash. And better than ever. Will Ferrell! Thank you

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    51. These segments are always way too short. I would love to get close and personal with all of these beautiful creatures, and learn about them… Instead I can listen to a stupid cocaine addict idiot actress talking about her boyfriend… this is a strange world that we live in.

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    57. The lion is probably a rescue. Los Angeles , Santa Monica mountains, is the land of the cougar. Beautiful animals, great predators.

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    58. A lot of people would think I'm crazy, but I would have ask to interact with it….amazing animals…(the cougar)

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    70. They bring in these zookeepers and don’t let them talk at all. They’re trying to get a message across to dumb ignorant people and you hosts become the irony of just that.

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    96. There is one animal that does scare me on this, and that is the cougar. Where I live they are "not native and not here" by DNR and police, which I say BS to. I have lived in rural and country areas most of my life and am familiar with native animal sounds as I have hunted for years, and one night I heard this sound that sent chills down my spine as I walked out to the end of my porch…It was the deep slow purr like growl of a big cat, I went back in and and googled cougar sounds as I knew that would be the only possible big cat that is big enough to make it in the US. Sure enough it was an exact match, I contacted DNR and the police and they pretty much laughed at me…. I found trail cam pictures of a cougar 20 miles away on a hiking trail warning hikers to be wary from the DNR, so I went back and told them there was one that close… Their response was " so what, it would not come down this far", so I explained most cougars can travel over 20 miles hunting (research I did) and the trail cam was within that distance, so it could be the same cougar and they did not care… Luckily no one has been hurt by it, and it may have been killed as one was hit by a car 1 mile from my dad's place a few weeks later. But still the sheer ignorance of local authorities that just deny my hearing it and trail cam photos within it's range, ticks me off…

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