So am I more beautiful yet? or… Actually, you do kinda look like a better person [awkward laughter] [snazzy intro music] Well, holo everyone, it’s me Cristine agai- Why are you biting me?! [cries with sad piano music] And you know what? I’ve been a little overwhelmed lately. I’ve been busy at work; I’ve been busy editing videos I’ve been busy doing some things behind the scenes [secretive synth sound effect plays] And I have to admit I’ve been feeling a little burnt out. This whole double life thing may seem pretty cool, but it’s a lot. And I know Ben feels the same way. So, today, we’re gonna do something I’m not very familiar with. It’s called self-care [relaxing acoustic guitar plays] So I found a bunch of these supposedly holographic face masks and decided that Ben and I are gonna test them out today. We’re going to achieve inner peace and outer beauty. [tranquil piano] [gasps] BEEEYYYYYNNNN!!! Hey Simply. Got you a green drink. You got me my juice? Instead of teeeeaa?! This is healthy. Yeah that- that’s cuz it’s green, right? Alright, Ben, today we’re going to care for ourselves. Cheers. [slurps] [smacks lips] Hey Zyler, you want some juice? Ben: It’s too healthy
Cristine: F*ck you mom I’m not drinking my vegetables Ben: So w-wait what are we doing?
Cristine: SELF-CARE, BEN Ben: What does that mean? [chuckles]
Cristine: I dunno because like… I don’t really care about myself, so… [surprise sound effect] Ben: That’s… depressing?
Cristine: [laughs] Cristine: So I got a bunch of face masks for us today. They’re all holo
Ben: How many did you get? Cristine: A lot I couldn’t help myself. I needed all the options beause, as you know, sometimes companies say holographic, and it’s not actually real holo.
Ben: Yeah, [chuckles] Cristine: So, I couldn’t take my chances, we had to get a bunch of options. Hangover fix?
Ben: We’re gonna need that after that… cake [cries] Unicorn glow holoGRAM mask. Honestly I’m kinda curious about the ALLEGED holographicness [chuckles]
Ben: Holographicness? [chuckles] Ever since these masks have been coming out, I’ve seen you guys tweet them to me all the time, so… you know, I’m curious. You have like 30 here. We’re not trying all of these. Cristine: Ok, we’ll just pick a few.
Ben: This isn’t a… a hundred layers of face masks.
Cristine: Oh, we could do that though Ben!
Ben: No, we couldn’t. Ok so the masks basically exist in two categories.
Skin care 101 You have your liquid masks that you just psst- squirt out. Why’d I say psst?
[pssting] Or you have like the big sheet masks. So we gotta do both types of masks. I’ve never put a sheet on my face before. You’ve never… went under the covers? I Do Care Sugar Kitten Hydrating Holographic Peel-off mask. That sounds promising. A holographic peel-off mask infused with ruby powder, pearl powder, rose water, and hyaluronic acid to hydrate and revitalize dry skin for that dewy-looking post-facial glow. Acid? I like acid.
[plastic peeling off container sound] [laughing]
I don’t think youre supposed to… take that internally. Guys this is not edible.
Why do you open things with your mouth all the time? Because I can’t use my nails, Ben! Alright. I don’t have all day to care about myself. Will you open it up? It’s like… a greenish-purple iridescent cloudy shimmer? It’s definitely not holographic though, but we knew that.